WTF

Louise McStonehenge Park

I seem to be out of sorts today so my walk home was more of a wander. An aimless wander through downtown and eventually, the river valley. While I was still downtown in the vicinity of the Hotel MacDonald, I passed a very happy guy who had a large, wooden skeleton in full grimace dangling off his shirt (which was open to his belt.) He also had a Canadian Flag stuck in his chest pocket. A patriot, and three days early!

Minutes later, I found myself in Louise McKinney Park facing what looked like the remnants of an ancient Druid stone structure, or perhaps a veiled message to the aliens. The symmetry of the formation does suggest a code of some ilk, although I have to assume that if aliens are capable of space travel, their communication skills would have evolved beyond that of cleverly piled rocks. So, I don’t know. Well, actually I do know. Now. It’s part of The Works festival, and it’s called The Turtle Rock Effigy, by Leah Dorian. A Turtle Rock Effigy must be code for something, but I’m too tired to look it up.

Michael looks for a place to amuse himself

Further along, I spotted several large trucks parked near the stairs. One of the trucks had Michael’s Amusements written on the side in a jolly sort of font, and above that, a not so jolly face of a clown. Another truck had a dismantled midway ride strapped to the side. There were several shirtless guys standing near the trucks, looking a bit sad, like the clown. As mentioned, Louise McKinney Park is beautiful, but small, and unlikely to attract a crowd large enough to justify Michael or his amusements, even in combination with the Turtle Rock Effigy. I’m sure there is a reason, but again, I am too tired to investigate. Suffice to say, my sortlessness was not helped by these encounters. Not at all.

6:10 PM/25C

A Bee-Loud Ravine

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Over two hours in the sun and shade of a ridiculously lush river valley. Went from one end of Mill Creek to the other, and then a bit beyond. By the time I got home, I was very hot, and in need of immediate hydration. I suppose I could bring some water with me, but I try to be as unencumbered as possible when I’m walking. Should desperation hit, I know where the water fountains are located…or if sunstroke hits first, the river. Seems to work for the dogs. Some people are really tricked out for their walks (or runs, or rides…), but the more crap I have hanging off me, the more distracted I am by the sloshing and jiggling of my gear. Keys, and sometimes my camera are more than enough. On the weekdays, my walk inevitably involves lugging a backpack with my work clothes, empty lunch containers, books, shoes, and whatever else deemed necessary for that particular day. I’m used to it now, but less is definitely more on the trails.

The ubiquitous wild rose is in full pink bloom all over the city, but especially in the river valley. Aside from their beauty, this emblem of our province (no, it’s not a dead duck), can also carry a tune. Wild rose bushes hum. They are always, always full of bees, which used to scare the shite out of me, but now just makes me happy. In the last few years, bees have become troubled little creatures, facing all sorts of pathogenic challenges, so a humming bush full of voracious bees is a very good thing indeed. And by the vigour of the hum, wild rose pollen must be a tasty treat for a bee. Like a pink milkshake…or a Cosmopolitan.

Last night, my sister and I watched a fat bee methodically, and yet somehow languorously suck the pollen out of poppy flower. The weight of the bee made the flower bob gently up and down, as if caught in a breeze, bending the stem almost to the ground. It was quite lovely. A single bee interacting with a single flower. Coulda watched that for hours…

1:20PM/24C

Quoth the Raven(s) Part II

The kids have left the nest, sort of...

Didn’t go for a walk today…stuff to do, jeans to buy, dogs to see…the usual.

BUT, I did see wildlife in the feathered form of GIANT RAVEN BABIES near the pond by the old Arts building on campus. By the size and sheen of them, I thought they were adults, until their jaws went slack and the mum did a worm fly-by. Brilliant!

open wide

The kids stayed near the water for about an hour, alternating between sleep and gaping their maws for the next slimy delivery.

big, black and beautiful

We’ve been watching these new lives unfold since the Raven parents built…yes…a giant nest on top of a pillar on the Arts building. For the last three months, the mum and dad have continually circled the area, and their booming CAWS can be heard several buildings away. And now, the babies are no longer babies, but oily teenagers still relying on their parents for room, board, and a daily serving of worms. Typical.

12:30PM/22C

A Typical Commute

A Klimt shade of green

The ice has finally melted along the trail at Emily Murphy Park. Well, it probably melted some time ago, but I haven’t been to the park since April 3rd, so there’s really no way to know. It’s certainly damp along the path, but that’s not unusual. As mentioned, it’s a mini-ecosystem, closer to a tropical rainforest than the temperate zone above. I love that trail, even though it only takes ten or fifteen minutes to walk the length of it. On the one side, the river flows by just a foot or two away, and on the other, giant trees lean in from the side of the hill. At the east end (just before Kinsmen), it turns into a gravel road. In the heat of mid-summer, this part of the trail is home to those really large blue dragonflies. They dart above my head like tiny bi-planes, trolling for mosquitoes. Didn’t see any today. No mosquitoes either.

Continued along the LRT bridge and then over to River Road. Glad I wasn’t driving. As I sped westward, the traffic headed east was almost at a standstill. Have to say, I feel a little smug about my commute. I live close enough to work to make walking a possibility, and far enough away to make it a real walk, especially if I take one of the longer routes in the river valley. Today, it took about 90 minutes: across a park, rainforest, several bridges, a couple of hills, multiple trails, a grassy knoll, and one exhaustively long, wooden staircase. I would say, that qualifies as a real walk. (A opposed to all the unreal walks I’ve taken.)

5:40PM/23C

Of Birds and Bugs

Upper McKinney

Wow. That was a hot walk home. The rain this morning combined with the heat this afternoon made for one sweaty walker. It’s only 20C, but it felt warmer. Took the LRT over to Central Station and then walked up Grierson Hill to McKinney. Half way up, I saw a Magpie standing near a bush with its beak half open. It appeared to be in some sort of distress, and it let me get quite close. The Magpie finally moved (jumped really) when I said, ‘everything OK?’  Why I did that, I have no idea; it just came out of me. I should save my queries for my cat.

On the upper path, a Robin was sitting in a dead spruce tree, its head thrown back in song. It was…kind of inspirational, although I can say with some authority that the sudden appearance of fresh worms have never inspired me to the point where I would be thrown into a state of ecstasy. Frenzy, maybe. Still, I appreciated the Robins’ passion. A hot beam of sunlight followed me until Mill Creek, and then finally some shade.

Just a quick shout out to my friend, Barb. This is not really river valley related, but it does concern a tiny life, and tiny lives are something I’ve grown to appreciate in my years of walking in the woods. On Saturday, Barb was painting her deck. The next day, she noticed  a bump on the rail. When she ran her fingernail across the bump, a ladybug popped out, covered in paint. Improbably, the ladybug’s legs were moving, and rather frantically. My friend carefully peeled the paint off the ladies’ back, which thankfully came off in one piece, and away she flew, no doubt discombugulated after a long night encased in latex. I’m glad I have such a kind friend, even if she did originally paint the ladybug into the rail of her deck.

5:45PM/20C

Don’t know why, there’s no sun up in the sky…

....stormy weather

OK, so I chickened out…

The dimming light and loud cracks of thunder during the last half hour of work made me revise my walking plans down a notch, to the shortest route possible: straight down Saskatchewan Drive. However, though my walk was short, I was treated to great visuals and even better audio. And not a drop of rain. I love moody skies and thunder storms. The louder the better.  It’s almost an hour later, and still waiting for the rain. I hope it comes…now that my hair is safely inside.

5:01 PM/26C

Sunrise~5:06 AM/Sunset~10:06 PM (first day of summer!)