You know…in January, if the temperature went up to 7C, Edmontonians would be on their knees thanking Buddha for such mercy. It is now the end of May, and it is 7C, and I am on my knees begging for mercy.

Hyperbole aside, I suppose it’s not that bad. We need the rain, and…uh…fuck.

Fuckfucketyfuckfuckfuck.

Gimme some sun. And warmth. Now. Please.

2:01 PM/7 &%$# degrees